by oneangrycomicIn 1967, Israel was accused of torpedoing, bombing and naplaming the USS Liberty in broad daylight. It was thought that Israel was trying to sink the ship and make the US believe that Egypt had attacked it, hoping to drag the US into a war (as Israel forced us to attack Iraq). However, new evidence uncovered by Mossad agents now proves that a Giant Squid attacked the USS Liberty and that Israeli war planes were actually trying to save the crew!
"It's all been a tragic misunderstanding", cried Israel's Defense Minister and Terrorist Ehud Barak. "We're so glad to finally put this behind us and move on." Barak also pledged to investigate rumors that Palestinian scientists created the Giant Squid as a secret weapon to attack Israel and its friends.
Since it was discovered that the Giant Squid just recently attacked the Gaza Flotilla and fans at a hockey game in Washington, DC last year, stories and theories have been flooding us from the Zionist propaganda media. In Washington, politicians have rejoiced at the news that they no longer have to cover up the attack on the USS Liberty. "We're very relieved to be able to finally discuss the tragic loss of American lives in public, now that we have proof that Israel didn't attack us back in '67", shouted several AIPAC puppets from the floor of the senate. Congressmen quickly passed a bill calling for, "Israel Saved the USS Liberty" national holiday.
No official acknowledgement of the attack on the USS Liberty has ever been allowed because all the evidence pointed to Israel as the attacker. Now that there is proof that the Giant Squid attacked the ship, politicians are pushing for a memorial park and statue honoring the Americans who died. Survivors of the USS Liberty massacre held a press conference where they insisted that the Giant Squid story was a lie. However, none of the networks or news agencies covered their conference - go figure.
"The most stunning revelation was a statement by Capt. Ward Boston, the senior legal counsel for the Navy's Court of Inquiry into the attack on the Liberty. His statement was read by Rear Adm. Merlin Staring, a former judge advocate general of the Navy. Following are portions of what he read.
ReplyDeleteThe late Admiral Isaac Kidd and I were given only one week to gather evidence for the Navy's official investigation. Despite the short amount of time we were given, we gathered a vast amount of evidence, including hours of heartbreaking testimony from the young survivors.
The evidence was clear. Both Adm. Kidd and I believed with certainty that this attack, which killed 34 American sailors and injured 172 others, was a deliberate effort to sink an American ship and murder its entire crew. I am certain that the Israeli pilots that undertook the attack, as well as their superiors who had ordered the attack, were aware that the ship was American.
I saw our flag, which had visibly identified the ship as American, riddled with bullet holes, and heard testimony that made it clear that the Israelis intended that there be no survivors. Not only did the Israelis attack the ship for over two hours with napalm, gunfire and hundreds of rockets and missiles, Israeli torpedo boats machine-gunned three life boats that had been launched in an attempt to save the crew a war crime.
After saying he was moved to speak out by a book titled "The Liberty Incident" by Jay Cristol, he described it as an attempt to whitewash the facts. He then dropped a bombshell, saying, "I have firsthand knowledge from many personal conversations with Admiral Kidd that President Lyndon Johnson and Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara personally ordered him to cover up the true facts and conclude the attack was a case of mistaken identity despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary."