Mossad Uncovers Deadly Hamas/Iran Plot

by oneangrycomic

In what can only be described as a bizarre plot to create a hybrid human squid, Mossad announced today that it has uncovered overwhelming evidence that Hamas, with backing from Iraninan scientists, has been conducting sinister research for years. "We can say with 100% assurance that we can now prove that Hamas and Iranian scientists have developed a secret weapon capable of MASS DESTRUCTION!", cried Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak.

Apparently, the Giant Squid that was responsible for the attack on the USS Liberty, Gaza Flotilla and Americans at a hockey game, is actually the result of a fiendish plot to create a secret weapon. Babies kidnapped from Israeli hospitals by Hamas terrorists have been taken to a secret lab in Iran for experimentation. The beta test squid was released decades ago and has been responsible for several known disastrous attacks.

Dr. Wannabe Mengele (no relation to Josef), of the Israeli Special Science branch of Mossad has been able to piece the puzzle together by examining photographs of children being mutated by radioactive squid. The photograph above was captured during a raid by Israelis at a secret Iranian facility.

In a statement released by Mossad News, Barak is calling for a nuclear attack on Iran. "We have the proof now and we need to act immediately. The United States has a responsibility to obliterate Iran before it lets these Giant Squids loose on the world", shouted Barak from the floor of the Knesset. Congressional AIPAC puppets have called for an immediate attack on Iran. Congressman Brad Sherman (D-CA), surrounded by AIPAC bodyguards, raced to the airport to board a plane for Tel-Aviv to receive his orders. "This affects all Americans and especially my constituents in Israel", Sherman noted on the way to the airport.

News will be released as it becomes available. However, Barak has promised to provide the media with overwhelming evidence that Iran and Hamas are planning to take over the world. When asked if he thought the US would enjoy the same success in Iran as it has in Iraq, Barak just laughed. "I know we lied to you about WMDs in Iraq to get you to attack, but this is different", shouted an angry Barak.