Saturday, June 12, 2010

Gaza Flotilla Poems

Blockade Blues

Angels of death gliding down ropes
Shooting anything that moves
Protecting their sacred blockade
And apartheid land-grab
Wall of hate

Arrogance, hatred, madness
Spitting in the face of the world
Slaughtering the innocent who
Would only bring aid to ease
The years of occupation

Pretending to be victims
These wolves in sheep’s clothing
But who are lying dead today
Bodies riddled with bullets
Paid for by America

When will justice prevail
When will the madness end
Zionist propaganda juggernauts
Spew lies with oxymoronic FoxNews
And other sinister media

AIPAC puppets defend the murders
Doing their master’s bidding
In order to hold precious political office
Anti-Semitism the new form of McCarthyism
Preventing public debate with fear mongering

Defiling the memory and sacrifice
Of Rachel Corrie and others
Who will speak out and break the silence
Where is there one honest, courageous person
Who is willing to risk all for truth and justice

Netenyahu, Barak and other terrorists
Laughing, dancing on the graves of the dead
Hiding behind a Holocaust shield
Nazi victims rolling over in their graves
With shame for what their children have become
Rachel Returns

Steaming into harms way
Bringing love and precious supplies
She won’t be turned back
All souls on board defying the odds
Willing to make the ultimate sacrifice

Just days before - the terrorists
Descended from helicopters
And slaughtered the innocent
Who were only bringing food and supplies
To a people under siege

Build your wall high and strong
Block the seas surrounding
Your pathetic Apartheid government
Your strength will be your downfall
The entire world is watching

Terrorist regimes
Rot from the inside
In time, American puppets
Will lose their taste for blood
Your wall will crumble to dust

The Zionist controlled media
The strongest army in the world
Will not suppress the truth
Will not silence
The Palestinian people

She made it through
All hands did survive
Her cargo feeds and clothes
Today Rachel has returned
She never really left

by jack cleary
veprjack@gmail.com

Sherman and AIPAC Accuse Corrie of Being a Terrorist!


by Jack Cleary
Congressman Brad Sherman (D-CA) and his patron, pro-Israel lobby AIPAC, have announced that they have found evidence that Rachel Corrie was a terrorist. Apparently Corrie (see picture), along with Palestinian scientists, had developed a hybrid tree root system that was capable of attacking innocent Israeli Army bulldozers. "You can clearly see the roots tangling in the bulldozer. Unfortunately for Corrie, these same roots tangled her foot and pulled the dozer over her, as the soldier desperately tried to avoid hitting her", stated Sherman.
When asked why the bulldozer backed up over Corrie to make sure she was dead, Sherman stated that the hybrid tree roots were dangerous and unpredictable. "Unfortunately for Corrie, they turned on her just like poor Dr. Frankenstein's creation did."


Sherman has also introduced a bill into congress, making it a crime to mention Corrie's name in public. "Any US citizen who dares to mention this terrorist's name will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law", shouted an angry Sherman during his inspired speech on the floor of congress. Sherman received an enthusiastic standing ovation as top representatives of AIPAC looked on from their private gallery.


As follow-up to an earlier story about a Giant Angry Squid, Sherman also stated that it would also be a violation of the Patriot Act for any American citizen to claim that the squid didn't exist. "Any American citizen who publicly denies the existence of the Angry Squid or who insists that the Gaza flotilla was attacked by Israeli commandos will be sent to a federal holding facility for evaluation and indoctrination", claimed Sherman.


Friday, June 11, 2010

Gaza Flotilla Attacked by Giant Squid


by Jack Cleary
This just in: Israeli Defense Minister (and terrorist) Ehud Barak announced today that the Israeli commandos who slaughtered 9 members of the Gaza humanitarian aid flotilla were only trying to save their lives. "Our forces detected a giant squid in the area and we were afraid that it would attack the flotilla, since it had so much food on board. Our soldiers are heroes; many more lives would have been lost if they hadn't acted quickly to drive the giant squid away. We truly regret the loss of life during our heroic rescue of the flotilla!!" When asked why Israel initially tried to say that the flotilla was carrying weapons, not food, Barak merely shrugged his shoulders and walked away.


Later, pro-Israel lobbyists at AIPAC allowed US senators and congressmen to release a picture of the squid as it tried to attack fans at a hockey game last year in Washington, DC. (see above) Rahm Emmanuel, White House chief of staff and son of an Israeli Irgun Gang terrorist and AIPAC Stooge Congressman Brad Sherman (D-CA) immediately introduced a bill into congress, "Israeli Commando Hero Day". It was so popular that Congress didn't even have to put it to a vote. Attached is a photo of the giant squid that placed American lives in jeopardy and violated our beloved Patriot Act! Reporter Helen Thomas could not be reached for comment. Her secretary stated that Ms. Thomas is conducting an independent investigation of the squid.

by veprjack@gmail.com