by Jack Cleary
This just in: Israeli Defense Minister (and terrorist) Ehud Barak announced today that the Israeli commandos who slaughtered 9 members of the Gaza humanitarian aid flotilla were only trying to save their lives. "Our forces detected a giant squid in the area and we were afraid that it would attack the flotilla, since it had so much food on board. Our soldiers are heroes; many more lives would have been lost if they hadn't acted quickly to drive the giant squid away. We truly regret the loss of life during our heroic rescue of the flotilla!!" When asked why Israel initially tried to say that the flotilla was carrying weapons, not food, Barak merely shrugged his shoulders and walked away.
Later, pro-Israel lobbyists at AIPAC allowed US senators and congressmen to release a picture of the squid as it tried to attack fans at a hockey game last year in Washington, DC. (see above) Rahm Emmanuel, White House chief of staff and son of an Israeli Irgun Gang terrorist and AIPAC Stooge Congressman Brad Sherman (D-CA) immediately introduced a bill into congress, "Israeli Commando Hero Day". It was so popular that Congress didn't even have to put it to a vote. Attached is a photo of the giant squid that placed American lives in jeopardy and violated our beloved Patriot Act! Reporter Helen Thomas could not be reached for comment. Her secretary stated that Ms. Thomas is conducting an independent investigation of the squid.
by veprjack@gmail.com
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