by oneangrycomic
The unthinkable happened today when Israel dropped a nuclear bomb on Tehran! It is estimated that at least two million Iranians were immediately killed; the city of Tehran was obliterated.
"We had our reasons and our decision to defend ourselves will not be questioned", shouted Bibi Netenyahu during a press conference. Cries of disbelief and a call for justice came from every civilized leader in the world with the exception of the AIPAC-controlled United States.
President Obama called the incident "unfortunate" and told reporters at an emergency meeting at the White House that, "We stand shoulder to shoulder with Israel, as always. I'm sure they had a good reason for dropping a nuclear device on Tehran. They have a right to defend themselves!"
Congress immediately attacked Obama for his use of the word "unfortunate" to describe Israel's actions. VP Joe Biden, a self-proclaimed Zionist, apologized to Israel for Obama's remark and told them that, because they dropped a nuclear bomb on Iran without telling him first, the president was understandably upset and confused. Israel's defense minister Ehud "kill them all" Barak called Obama's use of the word, "unfortunate" excessive and told Biden that they were eagerly awaiting an official apology from President Obama.
Congressman Brad Sherman (D-CA) called on congress to quickly pass a, "Israel Nuked Them" national holiday, but his AIPAC handler quickly reminded him that, even though Israel did drop a fat one on Tehran, they still hadn't admitted to having nuclear weapons. "Brad is very exctitable when it comes to Israel", was the official word from Sherman's office.
Another fanatical Zionist, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, stated that, "Israel has a right to defend itself. If a few Arabs have to die, then so be it!" When the press corps reminded Ms. Clinton that Iranians aren't Arab, she just shrugged her shoulders and assured the crowd that Israel knows what it's doing.
This is a developing story and we'll have more for you soon!
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